BE READY FOR NOW I PRESENT YOU 100 CRACK SHIPS

2. Levi X Damara (saves the crack headcanon for l8r)
3. Levi X Handmaid (god damn it me your just shipping levi with every favorite homestuck character )
4. Levi X The Condensce ( I swear thats all )
5. Jean X Horuss (cause ponies)
6. Jean X RainbowDash (laughs loudly as jean flies away with rainbowdash )
7. Levi X Gumi (it seems p cute to me)
8. Luka X Kanaya (Luka and Gumi are vocaloids btw)
9. Levi X Meenah (Levi: Your hair is messy, do you even shower cause you smell like rotten fish Meenah: BITC)(, W)(AT YOU SAY!? Levi: I was being honest. Meenah: W--ELL MAYB--E I S)(OULD S)(OV--E T)(IS TRITON DOWN YOUR T)(ROAT! Levi: OH BITCH PLEASE. Me: yes perfect)
10. Marco X Kanaya ( i have no background story for this ok )
11. Marco X Fluttershy (sEEMS FAIR ENOUGH)
12. Drunk!Levi X DJ Pon3 (Vinyl Scratch) (yessss)
13. Armin X Fluttershy (yea also fair enough)
14. Terezi X Eren X Levi ( As Auaspistice/Rom heres a tiny back story: Terezi is Erens patron troll i did the calculation, Terezi also likes the smell and taste of levi because hes always clean but levi thinks its really gross and freaks out. Then eren has to stop the fight.)
15. Feferi X Luka (octopuses ok)
16. Jane the Killer X Mikasa (SEEMS GOOD YES MHM)
17. Sasha X Nagisa (yes the thug food life is here )
18. Thug!Nagisa X Thug!Armin (yes thug armin is real)
19. Rarity X Kanaya (FASHION BITCH)
20. Rarity X Levi (MORE PERFECTION BITCH)
21. Kanaya X Levi (NOW WERE FABU BITCH)
22. Karkat X Levi (karkat is shorter than levi its head canon)
23. Hanji X Meulin (HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY)
24. Levi X Masky (poker face evry day)
25. Hanji X Ticci Toby (happy face evry day)
26. Mami X Dirk (DIRK YOU ARE A MAGICAL GIRL NOW THANKS TO MAMI)
27. Mikasa X Vriska (Vriska: WANNA GO ON A ADVENTUREEEEEEEE Mikasa: Like what? Vriska: SAAAAAAAAVE THE BOY! Mikasa: fROM WHO Vriska: LEVI :::;D Me: levi is bowser now)
28. Caliborn X Levi ( haha i dont like it tho it seems weird. too weird)
29. Petra X Calliope (maybe its just getting really weird putting these ships here)
30. Jean X Dirk (ITS FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC TIME)
31. Annie X Vriska (both with only 1 eye yes)
32. GrimDark Rose X Mikasa (yea something that doesnt seem wrong)
33. Vriska X Ymir ( i think its good enough)
34. Junko X Levi (kismises tho)
35. Rei X Eridan (Rei Ampora)
36. Karkat X Eren (oh look eren + levi + horns = karkat)
37. Armin X Hetalia (Hetalia: WANT TO SEE THE WORLD WITH ME Armin: HELL YA! Hetalia: LETS RIDE ALL THE 7 SEAS TO ALL THE 7 COUNTRIES Armin: wut m8???)
38. Armin X Tavros (yea)
39 Tavros X Fluttershy (with flower crowns)
40. Terezi X Sasha (food buddies yes)
41. Eren X Vriska (i guess you can guess the next one now
42. Eren X John (as morails and for 41 too)
43. Gamzee X Gumi (cute little freaks c: )
44. Hello Kitty X Nepeta (who ever says no needs to die)
45. Meulin X Hello Kitty (once again who ever says no needs to die)
46. Marina and the Diamonds X Levi (tHE SONGS ARE GOOD FOR HIM I THINK YE)
47. Marina and the Diamonds X Vriska ( OH NO OH NO OH NO O)
48. Haru X Levi (bLAME IT ON prunuss SHE SAID LEVI X WATER X HARU I WAS LIKE WTF AND THATS WHEN THE CONVO ENDED)
49. Levi X Gumi (has a bad feeling i already said this one) 
50. Last update Dead!Gamzee X Dead!Marco (HALF AND HALF AND WERE HALF WAY DONE LAUGHS)
51. Gamzee X Eren (Gamzee Killed Eren c: )
52. Hanji X Terezi (god its been 2 days and im still on 52 iM RUNNNING OUT OF SHIPS)
53. Petra X Karkat (KARKAT IS LEVI AND NEPETA IS PETRA! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW)
54. Petra X Nepeta (BEG FOR TEH BOI TEAM, EXCEPT NEPETA IS 50% BETTER THEN PETRA I SRSLY DONT LIKE PETRA X LEVI)
55. Ariel X Feferi (If you didn't see this one coming i dont know what to say.)
56. Levi X Sonic (gotta go fast and kill da titans)
57. Eren X Elsa (ERENdale the place where ELSA rules. this was my friends stupid idea)
58.  Junko X Levi ( both fab characters please ok)
59. Vriska X Junko (time for every one to die)
60. Junko X Damara ( 30 MORE TO GO OMGGGGG)
61. Gamzee X Junko (KILL)
62. Junko X Terezi ( YOU ARE GUILTY TIME FOR JUSTICE )
63. Marco X Jake (theponiesareweird)
64. Damara X Junko (time for asian)
65. Eridan X Mikasa (Eridan: i like your scarf Mikasa: Your scarf looks like shit Eridan: wweh)
66. Aranea X Levi (tHE BOOKS MUST BE PERFECTTTTT)
67. Madoka X Levi (yes)
68. Madoka X Eren (yes)
69. Madoka X Jean (yES)
70. Madoka X Marco (ThIS IS PROOF I HAVE NO MORE IDEAS)
71. Madoka X Connie (ok thats all)
72. Connie X Ang (yes yes yes yes )
73. Kyubey X Happy (best kismises ever)
74. Chica X Sasha (yea dominos i live where titans eat people can you aford to make it here?)
75. Panties X Jean X Stocking (yES)
76. Panties X Levi X Stocking (weve already talked about this levi gets all the ho's)
78. Marcaline X Eren (yes)
79. Black Rock Star Shooter X Eren (yES)
80. Marcaline X Vriska ( yes)
81. Marcaline X Mikasa (yeS)
82. L X Levi (levi starts with a l)
83. Armin X Rin (rin the vocaloid)
84. Rin X Rin (whateever rin you think of)
85. Ash Ketchum X Eren (you guys share a theme song)
86. Mikasa X Mulan (lmfao)
87. Roxy X Eren (mOM NO)
88. Handmaid X Mikasa (ah yes)
89. Titan X Gamzee (loud smiling)
90. Titan X Junko (more loud smiling)
91. Terezi X Titan (louder Smiling)
92. Jane X Sasha (fod)
93. Damara X Kyubey (Damara you are magical girl)
94. Damara X Panties (red yes and beauty yes)
95. Meenah X Stocking (yes the girls are perfect)
96. Kyubey X Panties X Stocking ( Panties and Stocking the magical girls)
97. Kyubey X everyone (everyone is a magical girl)
98. Nagisa X Komaeda (this one doesnt make any sense at all)
99. Naruto X Eren (Naruto likes cosplaying Eren alot so why not)
100. Everyone X Everyone ( this would look hecka weird if it was porn hahahah)

i DID IT
AFTER 1 WEEK YES
ok bye now ill like you read this